here come dat boi!

Here's some stuff that I been doin and other various updates and whatnot.

THE EGIRL EXPERIENCE

Me and my bastard grandson @Wandaboy talked to attractive gamer girls. We also recorded it.

You ever wonder what brought them to the eGirl life? You ever wonder what would happen if 2 dumbass Newgrounds users interviewed and talked to attractive gamer girls? Then this podcast is for you. For now it's a little one-off, don't worry about feeling like you need to get committed to something. Although we're not opposed to doing a follow up of some sort.

I like how this turned out and I think it's very interesting podcast so go listen chump.

MUSIC FLEX

This is just the part where I flex the fact that I finally got a frontpage on a music track of mine lmaoooo

Go listen to P-Bot's Song

I been making music for about 4 years at this point. When I joined Newgrounds was when I first dabbled with FL Studio (which I still use). The audio portal was kinda my first experience with Newgrounds. This is actually the first frontpage I've gotten for a music piece I've made, so it's like I've gone full circle in a way.

Also it goes into my goal of getting a frontpage on each portal section. I nabbed the games section with, well most my dumbass shit lol. I nabbed the movie frontpage with Woah Sharks, and now I nabbed an audio frontpage with P-Bot's Song. Now I just need to get good at art to get a frontpage over there. Then I will be incredibly powerful and basically tom will give me the keys to the website.

HAXEFLIXEL TIPS AND TRICKS

In case you missed the big banner on the frontpage, Newgrounds is hosting a HaxeFlixel gamejam. Make a game with the HaxeFlixel game framework, win money. Easy as that. Get coding everyone. HaxeFlixel is pretty much the first and only framework/engine that I have pretty extensive experience with, so I've been writing a few guides and tips for it. Here's an index that I'll be updating https://ninjamuffin99.newgrounds.com/news/post/1090480

The next tutorial I'll be posting later today, if I don't get too distracted by CSGO (shoutouts wanda, @HenryEYES, and @AstralSevenNG for being CSGO addicts with me)

JOB TIME

I'm not sure if I've actually mentioned it in an NG newspost before, but I recently got an actual job in February. This is my first REAL job with a regular wage and hours and all that. Because of that, I was also able to finally move out of my moms house lmao. I was gettin sick of her it was time for me to bounce baby. I just work at the grocery store in my small town doing produce and all that. With all this Covid-19 stuff goin on, I did get some of my hours cut, BUT since grocery stores are an 'essential business' when I do go, I actually get a little bonus money. Today was payday and I was surprised to see a good chunk of extra money in my account. I got an extra 100$ or so, and the bonus is literally called a 'HERO' bonus lmaoooo. We out here risking our lives to hook u up with onions and apples and shit.

I also just mentioned I moved out finally. I'm just living in a cozy little basement suite type deal, and I got 2 other roommates. They're girls but I had 2 sisters and my mom growing up so it's not too jarring or anything like that, they homies. Just thought it's a wacky scenario that I'd share lolol.

With this job it's also the first time when I've had regular income of some sorts. When I was living with my foster parent I've had allowances, but that was basically chump change to get lunch and whatnot. I like being able to manage my money, and save up for certain things and whatnot. But I've been buying TOO much doritos. Sometimes I'll eat 2 bags and that shit would be my dinner. Woops. I try not to do that too often though, but damn they tasty...

THIS WAS A SHORTER NEWSPOST but whatever I'm lazy and I'm a CSGO addict I gotta get playing see yall lmaoooo